I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she peed on how many people?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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