That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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