Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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