whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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