her vagine was all disorganized.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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