Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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