soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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