I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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