Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Randomize
