I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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