I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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