do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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