Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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