So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I cut my penus on the lid.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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