you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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