i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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