i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I would ride that face into the sunset
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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