....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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