Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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