i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
