Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Too much gin, very little bucket
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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