Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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