yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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