I like to think it a success when the cops are called
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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