yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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