i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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