After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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