So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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