I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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