but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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