Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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