super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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