He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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