Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i will never coherently bang her
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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