But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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