They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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