I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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