Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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