Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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