how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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