If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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