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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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