i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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