OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize