My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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