Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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