i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
we should paint friendship bongs
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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