talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Randomize