Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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