what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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