How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think I am morally bankrupt
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize