Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Randomize