I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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