This is not my ceiling
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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