I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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