fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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