she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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