This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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